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Techno Hypocrites & Awesome Outlets

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I’ve fully admitted my husband and I are techno junkies, at least within our income means. We are also anti-technology when it comes to our children, hence the hypocrites, which I’ve talked about in I’m not Anti-Techonology, I’m Pro-Kid. Anyway, awhile back I found this awesome USB outlet on Pinterest with USB ports to charge all your gadgets without the need for a converter. Sure that my husband who works in the electrical industry was keeping this fabulous idea from me, I sent it to him. Miraculously, I had stumbled onto something before him [CUE crazy miraculous music]. Needless to say that sparked him to find out if it was something that he could find from a supplier… and viola!

USB Outlet Awesomeness in my kitchen. Works with our iPads and iPods!!!!

Want to know where you can get one from, leave me a comment and I’ll get back to you!

Maybe I’ll even do my first giveaway with one….

Apologies to my husband…

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English: An image of an iPad 2.

Image via Wikipedia

Because I’m blogging from his new iPad, meaning I’ve claimed it on the internet. This shits MINE! Boom. They always say possession is 9/10 of the law, and I’m an attorney so if I say it, that shits legal, and  this is  now mine. Alternatively, we could enter into a joint custody agreement for our iPad, namely if I’m awake it’s mine and if the kids are sleeping it’s mine, you can have it at all other times. Also drugging me does not count as sleeping, I know what you’re thinking. I figure surrendering your iPad is just one of many things you can do to make up for the fact that I birthed two children and gave them your name, the debt that can never be repaid, seriously. For now your iPad will do, at least until I look at my stomach in the mirror again or when we manage to save up for a cooler new version of the iPad and then I give you this one back. So again my apologies….

*****Massive legal disclaimer-saying that possession is 9/10 of the law is not law and is rarely an appropriate legal defense, if you rob a bank and say that, you will go to jail, you should always consult a local attorney licensed in your jurisdiction before making any claims, defenses, etc.******